we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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