Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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