I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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