Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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