You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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