I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
It's never too late to be topless.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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