No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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