And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
My Sexting was not on an AP level
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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