God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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