I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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