lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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