Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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