Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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