So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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