So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
false alarm, still single
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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