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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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