Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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