Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Terrible idea I love it
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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