Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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