This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
So apparently I’m into choking now
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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