what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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