i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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