I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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