i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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