Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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