Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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