dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You have to summon your inner elephant
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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