Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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