I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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