She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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