you would pick up someone in the library
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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