awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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