Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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