gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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