you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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