he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
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