hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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