Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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