I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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