No period for spring break; use this wisely.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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