Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Randomize
