have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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