They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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