____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Randomize
