Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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