On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I'm going to jail i love you
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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