Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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