Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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