That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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