Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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