The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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