I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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