I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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