it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
